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There are few things in life that make a person truly happy these are mine:
• Ask me anything
"I did 8.5 years on an attempted murder charge."
"Some thirty year old dude kept harassing my twelve year old sister. He’d wait outside her school and invite her to parties. So I tried to kill him."
This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
nah but forreal tho somebody explain this
fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car
Heretics Fork: A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork. A person wearing it couldn’t fall asleep. The moment their head dropped with fatigue, the prongs pierced their throat or chest, causing great pain. This very simple instrument created long periods of sleep deprivation, which made confessions more likely.
The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”
This weeks American hero.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?